Skeeter (1993)
Nomination Year: 1994
SYNOPSIS: A movie that truly sucks. Impurities in the water supply cause the local mosquitoes to grow into foot-long, blood-draining menaces. It's up to a clever sheriff to stop the infestation before any more people are killed. Maybe he should call in a SWAT team.
- "Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Darn that Water, Anyway
The county agent talks about water:
"People bathe in it, wash their dishes in it. I've seen it before."
- "Alas, Poor Yorick"
"I Got One!"
The sheriff's dying words: "I got one!" He crushes the foot-long mosquito.
- Inane Dialogue
"Having Trouble at Home?"
The hero and his daughter are out looking for his missing son. She obviously doesn't want to be there. As the sheriff's friend drives up, she's screaming, "Fuck You! I hate you! Drop dead!" and so forth. The friend's first words are "You having trouble at home?"
- Inane Dialogue
One Plus One Equals...?
The coroner has two bodies with identical gaping suck-wounds. Still, she struggles to make the connection that the deaths might be related.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Tracy Griffith Jim Youngs Charles Napier was in The Blues Brothers, what's he doing here? Jay Robinson Used to be "Dr. Shrinker." Hosts Beyond Bizarre. Michael J. Pollard Travis McKenna George Flower quite possibly appeared in more Smithee films than anyone else, ever ... also wrote The Bikini Carwash Company John F. Goff
Director Claim to Fame Clark Brandon
Bryan Cassidy
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