Syngenor (1990)

Nomination Year: 1993
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

"Alas, Poor Yorick"

I Need That Like I Need a Hole in the Head
Donnie the Security Guard is too smart to live. He tries to leave as soon as he sees something is wrong, but, alas, is cornered by the drugged-out maniac and shot in the head.

Deus Ex Machina

But It Can Withstand Suckiness at 14,000 psi
The Syngenor is a genetically engineered, unstoppable soldier, right? Well, the frail woman this one attacks just happens to find its four or five weaknesses: water, fire, moderate kinetic force, and hairspray.

Worst Cover Copy

Synthetic Gene-What Now?
The crappy cover copy of Syngenor: Synthetic Genetic Organism.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Zap! Splat!
There's this giant, ultra-laser gun that splats everything. It gets used judiciously to vaporize several Syngenor.

"WHAT?!"

Does Lieutenant General Outrank Executive Director?
This corporation keeps a private army. And they STILL lose.

Smithee Award Winner! Acting Appropriately Stupid

"Biohazard! Danger! Do Not Enter! Aw, What the Hell, You've Come This Far."
The secretary is sent down into the basement for some files. While there, she spies a door labeled, "Biohazard! Danger! Do Not Enter!" What's she do? She opens the door and gets killed by the Syngenor, releasing them in the process.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Starr Andreeff  
Lewis Arquette Father of David Arquette (Mr. Courtney Cox) 
David Gale  
Jeff Doucette  
Riva Spier  
Mitchell Laurance  
Director Claim to Fame
George Elanjian, Jr.  

Anne O'Nymous

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