The Time Guardian (1987)
Nomination Year: 1993
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
- "Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Check Out the Shrimps on That Barbie
The Aussie female lead decides (on the spur of the moment) to strip and take a swim in a billabong, right in front of the others (and the appreciative audience).
- "Alas, Poor Yorick"
I Think She Got the Point
Carrie Fischer decides she's had enough and impales herself on one of the robots for no good reason other than "it was that time in the film."
- Deus Ex Machina
We Win; You Lose. Yay Us!
The evil future robots are about to win. All of a sudden, the hero emerges with a "We Win For No Good Reason" Gun, which obliterates the enemy with one shot.
- Acting Appropriately Stupid
This Looks Like a Good Time To Leave the Movie
The stupid deputy finds a fragment of an alien artifact that starts to glow. What's he do? He sticks his HAND in it and pulls out a gun. Seconds later, the fragment pulls HIM in.
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