Nomination Year: 1998

SYNOPSIS: A plane full of models (including our buddy Myra Chason) is shot down over a dense jungle. They are quickly captured by a local drug lord. Their attempts to fight their way to freedom and/or inform the authorities of their location take up the rest of this film, which also features Marjoe Gortner.

Smithee Award Nominations

Oblivious
"Guns? We Don't Need No Steenking Guns..." Marjoe kills a guard, but fails to see the gun lying on the ground. Why not take it?	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Why They Call It a "Chopper" This is why they call it a "chopper." Bluto kills "that other guy from that show" with a helicopter.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Ernst R. Von Theumer
Billy Fine

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Nina Van Pallandt	<Not Yet in Database>
Paul L. Smith	<Not Yet in Database>	Was The Beast Rabban in 1984's Dune, Falkon in Red Sonja, and Bluto in the Popeye movie.
John Vernon	<Not Yet in Database>	You've seen him. Usually in the role of rod-up-butt beaurocratic heavies, his first role was in 1956's 1984 as Big Brother. He was also the mayor in Dirty Harry and the Dean in Animal House. See, I told you you've seen him.
Alex Cord	<Not Yet in Database>
Sybil Danning	<Not Yet in Database>	Gorgeous and famous blonde actress with perhaps a bit of a lapse in judging scripts. She loves the cheesy fantasy and sci-fi, especially werewolves. Was in Halloween (2007 version), Battle Beyond the Stars, Amazon Women on the Moon (as Queen Lara), Warrior Queen, Hercules as Adriana. And many other Smithee-level schlock.
Marjoe Gortner	<Not Yet in Database>	Preacher turned actor, his blond, curly head pops up in a lot of Bad Movies.
Gerardo Zepeda	<Not Yet in Database>
Myra Chason	<Not Yet in Database>
Emilio Messina	<Not Yet in Database>

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