Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)
Crypt of Dark Secrets
Nomination Year: 1998
SYNOPSIS: A latter-day Aztec priest hunts down "evil" women to sacrifice. His definition of evil is pretty lax, and self-identification is perfectly acceptable. These murders catch the attention of one of New Orleans' finest, who tracks the priest to the ends of the film.
A Reflection on Their Low Budget
The budget was so non-existent for this film that even the opening title has the camera crew reflected in the blackboard they use.
World's Wimpiest Cop Competition
The cops try (half-assed) to break down the door. They give up and one yells, "Get those firemen up here!"
- Worst Acting
Curt Dawson, Master of the Pause
The man is looking for an evil woman, and he finds several, Acting Badly all the way.
"Here. Lie down on this--" Minutes later: "Bed."
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