Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)
Crypt of Dark Secrets

Nomination Year: 1998
SYNOPSIS:  A latter-day Aztec priest hunts down "evil" women to sacrifice. His definition of evil is pretty lax, and self-identification is perfectly acceptable. These murders catch the attention of one of New Orleans' finest, who tracks the priest to the ends of the film.

"Whoops!"

A Reflection on Their Low Budget
The budget was so non-existent for this film that even the opening title has the camera crew reflected in the blackboard they use.

"WHAT?!"

World's Wimpiest Cop Competition
The cops try (half-assed) to break down the door. They give up and one yells, "Get those firemen up here!"

Smithee Award Winner! Worst Acting

Curt Dawson, Master of the Pause
The man is looking for an evil woman, and he finds several, Acting Badly all the way.

"Here. Lie down on this--" Minutes later: "Bed."

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Curt Dawson  
Gwen Arment  
Director Claim to Fame
Jack Weis  

Kevin Hogan

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