Nomination Year: 1998

SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
A Twisted Communist Plot The Commies are inducing America's wayward youth to vandalize their (the youth's) schools.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Acting Appropriately Stupid
What Does "Shot a Cop" Mean in Your Kooky Youth Slang? "We just shot a cop." (In other words, we have no compunctions against killing.) "That does it, then. I'm calling the police right now." Bang! (Sigh.)	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Crummiest Ending
Baby or Audience? They recap the whole film and end with a baby crying.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
I Would Rather Not Get My Jolleys, Thanks Another scene in which Judge Clara (I. Stanford Jolley) sentences the perps. What range (negligible)! What expressions (wooden)! What glances off-camera (toward the script)! What a mess (totally)!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Picture
The Sentence: Life without the Possibility of Plot Judge Clara passes sentence on his friends (very stiltedly and with many a look at the script). The verdict: Bad Parenting (and Bad Acting and Bad Writing and....)!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
William M. Morgan
Edward D. Wood, Jr.	Hailed as the WORST director of all time

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Jean Moorehead	<Not Yet in Database>
Barbara Weeks	<Not Yet in Database>
Arthur Millan	<Not Yet in Database>
I. Stanford Jolley	<Not Yet in Database>	Long-winded and boring

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