Sleepstalker: The Sandman's Last Rites
Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS: A serial killer gets special sand-like powers and tries to kill our hero. He succeeds. The end.
- Most Ludicrous Premise
"Do I Talk to Myself? Why, I Guess I Do."
The old Satanic priest talks to himself down in his hideout, explaining the whole story.
- Crummiest Ending
"It's Over. It's Finally Over."
It's not over. In fact, it gets worse. The baddie kills the main hero, and the heroine finally traps Sandman in a blast-furnace and torches him. She leaves triumphant, but the blind Satanic priest comes to the furnace and begins to sift through the ashes, implying a sequel.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Michael Harris Jay Underwood Kathryn Morris Michael D. Roberts William Lucking Kathleen McMartin A.J. Glassman Carmen Mormino Lillian Hurst Christopher Boyer Ken Foree Vincent Berry Giuseppe Andrews sometimes Giuseppe, sometimes Joey Caryn Richman Marc McClure "Jimmy Olsen" in the Superman flicks Theodore S. Maier The "S." stands for "Sean" Peter Mark Vasquez
Director Claim to Fame Turi Meyer Also wrote Leprechaun 2
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