Mr. Stitch (1996)
Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
- Best One-Liner
"Oh, Sorry, Were We Rolling?"
Mr Stitch (Wil Wheaton): "Where are my sexual organs?"
Dr Wakeman (Rutger Hauer): "You have none."
- "WHAT?!"
Car Crashes Kill
The car explodes into a cloud of skull-shaped smoke.
- Worst Acting
Michael Harris as General Hardcastle
General Hardcastle waxes eloquent in the basement. Insanely. Badly. Insanely badly.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Wil Wheaton "Wesley Crusher" from the latter Star Trek series Rutger Hauer Very blond, ruggedly handsome action star who played the main android in Blade Runner Michael Harris Nia Peeples Ron Perlman "Beast" in Beauty & the Beast, among many others Kario Salem Tom Savini The tracker in Django Unchained
Director Claim to Fame Roger Avary shared an Oscar with Quentin Tarantino for co-writing the movie Pulp Fiction ... and promptly frittered away all the cachet by doing movies like Mr. Stitch (which he wrote as well as directed)
Anne O'Nymous
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