Nomination Year: 1999

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Smithee Award Nominations

Best One-Liner
"Oh, Sorry, Were We Rolling?" Mr Stitch (Wil Wheaton): "Where are my sexual organs?" Dr Wakeman (Rutger Hauer): "You have none."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"WHAT?!"
Car Crashes Kill The car explodes into a cloud of skull-shaped smoke.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
Michael Harris as General Hardcastle General Hardcastle waxes eloquent in the basement. Insanely. Badly. Insanely badly.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Roger Avary	shared an Oscar with Quentin Tarantino for co-writing the movie Pulp Fiction ... and promptly frittered away all the cachet by doing movies like Mr. Stitch (which he wrote as well as directed)

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Wil Wheaton	<Not Yet in Database>	"Wesley Crusher" from the latter Star Trek series
Rutger Hauer	<Not Yet in Database>	Very blond, ruggedly handsome Dutch action star who's extremely prolific in sci-fi and action films, both pretty good and very Bad. Played the main android Roy Batty in Blade Runner, whose ad-libbed "Tears in the Rain" speech will bring you to those tears.
Michael Harris	<Not Yet in Database>
Nia Peeples	<Not Yet in Database>	Is she gonna live forever? Her character Nicole Chapman thought so on "Fame." Was also Sydney Cooke on "Walker, Texas Ranger" and Scarpelli in DeepStar Six.
Ron Perlman	<Not Yet in Database>	From getting a BJ from Rae-Dawn Chong in Quest for Fire to portraying Vincent on TV's "Beauty and the Beast", to the titular Hellboy, he has many, many other B-movie sightings.
Kario Salem	<Not Yet in Database>
Tom Savini	<Not Yet in Database>	The tracker in Django Unchained

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