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Scanner Cop (1993)
Scannercop

Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS:  When Sam the scanner becomes a cop, he doesn't just fight Evil, he makes Evil's head explode.

Worst Science

"Ask Your Psychiatrist before Taking Ephemerol™. Side Effects May Include Cranial Explosion..."
This is Ephemerol. It blocks the flow of telepathy. Riiight.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

You're in Hell -- What More Can He Possibly Do to You?
The villain forgets to look both ways before crossing the street. But I guess if she had ever listened to her mother, she would never have gone bad. As if that wasn't bad enough, Sam scans her as she dies, follows her soul into Hell and makes its "head" explode. Don't ask me how, but once she's in Hell, don't you think she's had enough?

"Whoops!"

Verisimilitude Goes Bye-Bye
An oil well in the middle of a suburban neighborhood.

"WHAT?!"

Quick! Hand Me the English-Binary Phrasebook!
Sam uses his telepathic powers to take control of a computer. Good thing he knew binary machine language.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Daniel Quinn  
Darlanne Fluegel  
Richard Lynch Blond, set himself on fire in 1967 after taking LSD; plays bad guys, usually 
Brion James Plays mustachioed bruisers, like the android Leon in Blade Runner 
Gary Hudson Bargain basement martial artist 
James Staszkiel  
Director Claim to Fame
Pierre David  

Bryan Cassidy

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