Scanner Cop (1993)
Scannercop
Scannercop
Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS: When Sam the scanner becomes a cop, he doesn't just fight Evil, he makes Evil's head explode.
- Worst Science
"Ask Your Psychiatrist before Taking Ephemerol™. Side Effects May Include Cranial Explosion..."
This is Ephemerol. It blocks the flow of telepathy. Riiight.
- "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
You're in Hell -- What More Can He Possibly Do to You?
The villain forgets to look both ways before crossing the street. But I guess if she had ever listened to her mother, she would never have gone bad. As if that wasn't bad enough, Sam scans her as she dies, follows her soul into Hell and makes its "head" explode. Don't ask me how, but once she's in Hell, don't you think she's had enough?
- "Whoops!"
Verisimilitude Goes Bye-Bye
An oil well in the middle of a suburban neighborhood.
- "WHAT?!"
Quick! Hand Me the English-Binary Phrasebook!
Sam uses his telepathic powers to take control of a computer. Good thing he knew binary machine language.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Daniel Quinn Darlanne Fluegel Richard Lynch Blond, set himself on fire in 1967 after taking LSD; plays bad guys, usually Brion James Plays mustachioed bruisers, like the android Leon in Blade Runner Gary Hudson Bargain basement martial artist James Staszkiel
Director Claim to Fame Pierre David
Bryan Cassidy
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