Laser Mission (1990)

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(Foreign Titles)

Nomination Year: 2000

SYNOPSIS: When brilliant scientist Ernest Borgnine is kidnapped by terrorists who want to use his revolutionary laser for evil purposes, it's up to his daughter and CIA agent Brandon Lee to rescue him and keep the laser out of the hands of the terrorists.

Good games to play during this film include "spot the accent" with Borgnine and "try and guess which country the film is set in."

Kevin Hogan

Smithee Award Nominations

Oblivious
Be Vewwy Vewwy Quiet Brandon sneaks up on guard.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Deus Ex Machina
Trapped! Brandon is trapped! A group of policemen is even right now breaking down the door of the room he's hiding in. They go through the door, and promptly knock one another down the stairs.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Cover Copy
HIGHEST QUALITY! On both front and back cover it claims "Recorded in SP for HIGHEST QUALITY" -- this can only be described as hucksterism at its finest.	Sorry, this cover has not yet been made available!

Inane Dialogue
"At Least Now We're out of Danger." "At least now we're out of danger." gunshot	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
Ernest Borgnine, Professor Variable Accent #2 Professor Variable Accent (perhaps he taught The Lost Idol's Dr. Variable Accent?). Is he Scottish or is he German? We don't know and neither does he.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Beau Davis

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Brandon Lee	<Not Yet in Database>	Ill-fated son of ill-fated Bruce Lee. Full name: Brandon Bruce Lee
Debi A. Monahan	<Not Yet in Database>	Sometimes credited as Debi Monahan
Ernest Borgnine	<Not Yet in Database>	Was TV's "McHale," won an Oscar for Marty, then played lots of B-Movie and B-TV bit parts; ubiquitous
Graham Clarke	<Not Yet in Database>
Walter Pochath	<Not Yet in Database>
Pierre Knoessen	<Not Yet in Database>
Maureen Lahoud	<Not Yet in Database>	She was a stuntwoman for American Ninja 4.


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