Nomination Year: 2000

SYNOPSIS: Jean-Claude van Damme plays a Hong Kong fashion designer who has been involved in the imitation clothing business for years. With the help of his new partner (Rob Schneider), he is trying to go legit. Unfortunately, someone is still slipping them knock-offs. And for purposes more sinister and nefarious than even they can, at first, imagine.

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
Lots of Little Green Bombs There are these little green bombs. And they're being secretly implanted into imitation designer jeans, and a signal from a satellite will cause them all to detonate at once, decimating the world's teenage-girl population.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Impaled by Bamboo There is a fight, of the long-drawn-out-JCvD-kicks-ass type. At the end, his opponent is accidentally impaled by a shard of broken bamboo. Is this better or worse than being killed by a breadfruit? Difficult to say.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Deus Ex Machina
Hong Kong Cop Saves Jean-Claude JCvD is caught dead-to-rights in a stunningly-clever boobytrap ... and the run-of-the-mill Hong Kong cop happens along and saves him.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Best One-Liner
"Would You Mind Pointing That Thing Somewhere Else?" JCvD and his long-time friend and business associate are arguing, then guns get drawn, and somehow Rob Schneider ends up in the middle, with everyone's gun pointed at him.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Rocket Man JCvD's longtime-friend and business associate opens the safe where one of the little bomb control chips is kept. But unfortunately, it was booby-trapped. There's a small missile inside. It slams into the guy, propels him outside through the window, across the alley, and into the wall of the building across the way. Then it explodes.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Hark Tsui

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Jean-Claude Van Damme	<Not Yet in Database>	Wham. Bam. Thank you, Mr. Action Hero.
Rob Schneider	<Not Yet in Database>	Deuce Bigalow. The "making copies" guy from Saturday Night Live, and otherwise annoying comedic actor.
Lela Rochon	<Not Yet in Database>
Paul Sorvino	<Not Yet in Database>

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