Live by the Fist (1993)
Nomination Year: 2000
SYNOPSIS: Our hero goes to jail. He makes enemies. He eventually gets out. Yay.
Kevin Hogan
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Don't They Screen for That? If you read the cover, it says that John Merrill is a pacifist Navy Seal. Um ... no. Doesn't quite work that way. That's not the only detail they get wrong, it's just the most amusing one.
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Worst Acting | |
Laura Albert, Aid Worker The female aid worker has a monologue here which is shades of Myra Chason in The Lost Idol.
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Director | Claim to Fame |
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Cirio H. Santiago | Sometimes credited as "Luis Nepomuceno," the Philippino Cirio is a Smithee goldmine, favoring lurid and super-cheesy war/action, martial-arts, and tough-women-in-trouble jungle/prison flicks. |
Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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Archie Adamos | <Not Yet in Database> | |
Laura Albert | <Not Yet in Database> | An accomplished stuntwoman and stunt driver, she's active to this day (2024). Also happens to be hot. Topless in Glitch!, Strip Club Girl in Road House, Nude Dancer in Angel III: The Final Chapter...see what I mean? |
Ronald Asinas | <Not Yet in Database> | |
Roland Dantes | <Not Yet in Database> | |
Romy Diaz | <Not Yet in Database> | |
Ramon D'Salva | <Not Yet in Database> | |
Eddie Gaerlan | <Not Yet in Database> | Sometimes credited as "Eddie M.Gaerlan" or "Ed Gaerland" |
Jim Moss | <Not Yet in Database> | |
Henry Strzalkowski | <Not Yet in Database> | |
George Takei | <Not Yet in Database> | Yes, that George Takei (i.e., "Sulu" from Star Trek). |
Joseph Zucchero | <Not Yet in Database> | Pops up from time to time in miniscule Smithee parts. Played Dr. Hiss in The Return of the Bionic Boy. |
Nick Nicholson | <Not Yet in Database> | |
Vic Diaz | <Not Yet in Database> | According to his IMDb.com bio, Diaz "reigns supreme as the jolly evil fat man of Filipino exploitation cinema." How can you top that? |
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