Virtual Combat (1996)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2001
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
Anne O'Nymous
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Clone Girl Sums It Up This scientist found a way to make these video-game characters real. And the big bad guy (Dante, level 10) is working to release all the (evil) video-game characters into the real world. Oh, and she's one of the cybersex characters -- and he's a big strong man.
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| "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw" | |
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Beheading and Pistol This one doesn't require too much explanation. There is a brief fight, at the end of which our hero does behead the bad guy (although not the Big Boss bad guy). Then he pulls out a pistol and shoots a helicopter, which promptly explodes in a bluescreened orgy of badness.
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| "Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" | |
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Gimme Debbie, Level 5 The creepy guy puts on his cyber-suit for a little virtual sex. He asks for Debbie, level 5. Debbie shows up, and he gets all the virtual sex he can handle ... and maybe a little (too much) more.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Andrew Stevens |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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 Don "The Dragon" Wilson |
<Not Yet in Database> | He can kickbox (allegedly the greatest in the history of the sport), not that you'd know it from most of his film appearances. Did many American kung- fu/action flicks, including Johnny Woo in the Ring of Fire franchise. And, weirdly, a different main character in each of the Bloodfist series. |
| Michael Bernardo |
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| Ken McCleod |
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| Athena Massey |
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| Michael Dorn |
<Not Yet in Database> | "Worf" on Star Trek |
| Rip Taylor |
<Not Yet in Database> | Over-the-top ancient funnyman and prop comic of yesteryear |
| Johnny Williams |
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 Stella Stevens |
<Not Yet in Database> | She was born in Hot Coffee, Mississippi. Was famously Linda Rogo in The Poseidon Adventure and Stella Purdy in The Nutty Professor. The originals. Phyllis Blake on "Santa Barbara." And (my fave) the title role in The Granny. |
| Timothy D. Baker |
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| Ashok Amritraj |
<Not Yet in Database> | Brother of tennis player/actor Vijay |
| Randall Shiro Ideishi |
Virtual Fighter / Yoshi | A short but highly Smithee-rich filmography of Bad modern martial-arts flicks. Did stunts for Orgazmo. |
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