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Virtual Combat (1996)
Grid Runners

Nomination Year: 2001
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Smithee Award Winner! Most Ludicrous Premise

Clone Girl Sums It Up
This scientist found a way to make these video-game characters real. And the big bad guy (Dante, level 10) is working to release all the (evil) video-game characters into the real world. Oh, and she's one of the cybersex characters -- and he's a big strong man.

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Gimme Debbie, Level 5
The creepy guy puts on his cyber-suit for a little virtual sex. He asks for Debbie, level 5. Debbie shows up, and he gets all the virtual sex he can handle ... and maybe a little (too much) more.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Beheading and Pistol
This one doesn't require too much explanation. There is a brief fight, at the end of which our hero does behead the bad guy (although not the Big Boss bad guy). Then he pulls out a pistol and shoots a helicopter, which promptly explodes in a bluescreened orgy of badness.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Don Wilson "The Dragon"; he can kickbox, not that you'd know it from most of his film appearances 
Michael Bernardo  
Ken McCleod  
Athena Massey  
Michael Dorn "Worf" on Star Trek 
Rip Taylor Over-the-top ancient funnyman and prop comic of yesteryear 
Johnny Williams  
Stella Stevens she was born in "Hot Coffee, Mississippi" 
Timothy D. Baker  
Ashok Amritraj Brother of tennis player/actor Vijay 
Director Claim to Fame
Andrew Stevens  

Anne O'Nymous

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