| Tagline(s): | The Ultimate Terminator |
| An android hunter from outer space is about to create hell on earth. | |
| In deep space, the deadliest animal is still woman. |
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Clearly, These Aliens Have Been Monitoring Our Broadcasts of RuPaul The main baddie is an unstoppable Dominatrix Drag-Queen Droid, built like a titanium you-know-what house. A silver mane of hair, tons of makeup, and what appear to be two hubcaps for a bra make for one horrifically Stupid-Looking Monster.
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Wire We Even Watching This? The geek gets the drop on Dominatrix Droid -- literally. From the top of the henhouse, he manages to throw some chicken wire on her and as she's shorting out in a bunch of bad special effects, he explains, "Look! I've created a magnetic plane perpendicular to the Earth's axis, which is siphoning off her negative electrons!" Yeah, right. Translation: "Uh...I just dropped some chicken wire on her and she blew up."
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But It Could've Been Swamp Gas Must have been a meteor.
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Jan-Michael Vincentheimer Schmidt Jan-Michael Vincent tries to act macho and tough, but even his female co-star doesn't buy it. I guess he kinda has to put on the macho act: The guy's got three first names, and one of 'em's a girl's.
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We Don't Cotton to Them City-Slicker's Shenanigans (clip one) - The mediocrity stylings of the hillbilly duo.
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Beat Me Up All You Want, Just Don't Try To Act (clip two) - Bug Face gets worked over in his cell by a marble-mouthed Jan-Michael Vincent trying to act like John Wayne.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Fred Olen Ray |
If there's a contender for worst, most prolific Bad Director ever to (dis)grace Hollywood, he might be second only to Roger Corman. Oh, AND he wrestles under the name "Fabulous" Freddy Valentine. |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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 Jan-Michael Vincent |
Commander | In a lot of action/sci-fi; you've probably seen him. "Hawke" on Airwolf. Was featured in a "Rick and Morty" bit on "Interdimensional Cable II." |
 John Phillip Law |
Ward Armstrong | Played the angel Pygar in Barbarella, then was typecast as space villains. Like in Space Mutiny. |
 Ross Hagen |
Kol | Not only did he play "Rommel" in the Smithee/MST3K "classic" film The Sidehackers, he also produced it. |
 Dyana Ortelli |
Orrie | Juanita in Three Amigos!, the voice of Tia Victoria in Coco, and Rosalinda in La Bamba. |
 Jesse Dabson |
Benny | Scotty Moore on "Elvis" and Randy Viscovich in Death Wish 4: The Crackdown. |
 Dawn Wildsmith |
Caroline | Eva in Surf Nazis Must Die and Muffin in Star Slammer. |
 P.J. Soles |
Tara | Bit scream-princess parts in everything from The Boy in the Plastic Bubble to B.O.R.N. to Killer Therapy. |
 Robert Clarke |
Lund | Prolific actor from the 40's through the 90's. Did a lot of TV, sci-fi, horror, and crime drama, like: The Hideous Sun Demon, Beyond the Time Barrier, and The Man from Planet X. |
| Richard Wiley |
Rick | |
 Leo Gordon |
Col. Coburn | A big, burly screen heavy in Westerns in particular, he also wrote Attack of the Giant Leeches and The Wasp Woman. |
 Robert Quarry |
Doc Burnside | Film's Count Yorga and actor in much sci-fi/horror film and TV. |
 Hoke Howell |
Harley | Funny-looking guy with huuuge ears, he played lots of bit parts in film and TV. |
 John Henry Richardson |
Prison Sgt. Major | AKA Jay Richardson. From The Newlydeads through The Witches of Breastwick, his career spans the Thes. |
| Fox Harris |
Burt | J. Frank Parnell in Repo Man and Dr. Avol in Dr. Caligari. |
| Dan Golden |
Electrocuted Prisoner | Gorgon in Wizards of the Demon Sword and Mike in Dinosharks. |
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