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Desert Kickboxer  (1992)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2001
SYNOPSIS: Um.

A half-Native-American Kickboxer accidentally kills an opponent in the ring, and exiles himself to the family trailer house way out in the middle of the desert.

He stumbles across, helps, and eventually falls in love with an accountant who has embezzled millions of dollars from her drug-running boss, and is trying to escape from him ... across the desert.

Can you see where this is headed? Well then, My Work Here Is Done!
Kevin Hogan
Smithee Award Nominations
Acting Appropriately Stupid
"We're Doing This Wrong..."
They pretend to have the Desert Kickboxer hostage, and she not only believes them, she comes out of hiding to give herself up.
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Worst Acting
Michael M. Foley, Interrogator
Henchman Michael M. Foley does an interrogation. He teaches us all about pain, but not in the fashion he intended.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Isaac Florentine  
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
John Haymes Newton <Not Yet in Database>  
Paul L. Smith <Not Yet in Database> Was The Beast Rabban in 1984's Dune, Falkon in Red Sonja, and Bluto in the Popeye movie. 
Judie Aronson <Not Yet in Database>  
Yvonne De Carlo <Not Yet in Database>  
Michael M. Foley <Not Yet in Database> one of Ballot Bimbo Amy's favorite bad-movie actors 
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