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Bail Out  (1989)
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David Hasselhoff - Wings of Freedom
Outlaws Incorporated
W.B., Blue and the Bean
W.B., Blue, and the Bean
Wings of Freedom
Tagline(s):Did he finally get his big break, or will they break him?
Nomination Year: 2001
SYNOPSIS: David Hasselhof plays a private investigator, hired to rescue Linda Blair from a gang of Mexican drug-smugglers and kidnappers.
Matt Quirk
Smithee Award Nominations
Best One-Liner
What's So Unbelievable?
David Hasselhoff hangs up his car phone and mutters: "I can't believe that guy called me a f***face." We can, Dave.
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"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
"And If You Still Don't Come Quietly, I'll Give You Indian Burn All Over Your Body!"
A sadistic bounty hunter wants to flush out a stool-pigeon holed up in a pile of junk. So he tosses a grenade at him. That does the trick, but as soon as the guy's in the open, the bounty hunter shoots him. And again. And again. SIX times. Turns out they were rubber bullets, but still...
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Max Kleven Helped (2nd Unit) direct films like Spider-Man, Batman Returns, and Rollerball
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
David Hasselhoff Roger "White Bread" Donaldson "The Hoff" himself - known for Knight Rider, Baywatch and just being himself.... 
Linda Blair Annette "Nettie" Ridgeway Went from the swearin', pea-soup- spittin' girl from The Exorcist straight into the even-realer Hell of Bad Movies like Savage Streets, Hell Night, and Roller Boogie. She did grow up to be quite the head-turner, though... 
Tony Brubaker Mason "Blue" Walcott African-American stuntman who did a few bit parts. 
Thomas Rosales, Jr. Casper "Bean" Garcia A stuntman, he also plays a lot of felons-in-the-background who tend to get blown up a lot. 
John Vernon Mr. Ridgeway You've seen him. Usually in the role of rod-up-butt beaurocratic heavies, his first role was in 1956's 1984 as Big Brother. He was also the mayor in Dirty Harry and the Dean in Animal House. See, I told you you've seen him. 
Bob Minor King Clive Big, brawny stuntman-turned-actor, he was Jackson in Commando and the challenger in Rocky III
Gregory Scott Cummins Zalazar Luther on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and Detective Moore on "Bosch." 
Bob Hoy Moe Rowden AKA Robert F. Hoy, he was a B-Movie bit- part regular. 
Roy Jenson Guard Prolific with 212 credits, he's quietly in the background: Guards, bartenders, etc...often dying. 
George Flower Seed [Get it?] Nicknamed "Buck." From bums to bartenders, guards to background patients, he's a contender for appearing in more Smithee films than anyone else, ever... Also wrote The Bikini Carwash Company
Danny Trejo Mean Super badass tough guy, he is the legendary Machete, among many other rugged, Mexicano action roles. 
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