Bail Out (1989)

Bail Out (1989)

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David Hasselhoff - Wings of Freedom
Outlaws Incorporated
W.B., Blue and the Bean
W.B., Blue, and the Bean
Wings of Freedom

Tagline(s):

Did he finally get his big break, or will they break him?

Nomination Year: 2001

SYNOPSIS: David Hasselhof plays a private investigator, hired to rescue Linda Blair from a gang of Mexican drug-smugglers and kidnappers.

Matt Quirk

Smithee Award Nominations

Best One-Liner
What's So Unbelievable? David Hasselhoff hangs up his car phone and mutters: "I can't believe that guy called me a f***face." We can, Dave.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
"And If You Still Don't Come Quietly, I'll Give You Indian Burn All Over Your Body!" A sadistic bounty hunter wants to flush out a stool-pigeon holed up in a pile of junk. So he tosses a grenade at him. That does the trick, but as soon as the guy's in the open, the bounty hunter shoots him. And again. And again. SIX times. Turns out they were rubber bullets, but still...	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Max Kleven	Helped (2nd Unit) direct films like Spider-Man, Batman Returns, and Rollerball.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
David Hasselhoff	Roger "White Bread" Donaldson	"The Hoff" himself - known for Knight Rider, Baywatch and just being himself....
Linda Blair	Annette "Nettie" Ridgeway	Went from the swearin', pea-soup- spittin' girl from The Exorcist straight into the even-realer Hell of Bad Movies like Savage Streets, Hell Night, and Roller Boogie. She did grow up to be quite the head-turner, though...
Tony Brubaker	Mason "Blue" Walcott	African-American stuntman who did a few bit parts.
Thomas Rosales, Jr.	Casper "Bean" Garcia	A stuntman, he also plays a lot of felons-in-the-background who tend to get blown up a lot.
John Vernon	Mr. Ridgeway	You've seen him. Usually in the role of rod-up-butt beaurocratic heavies, his first role was in 1956's 1984 as Big Brother. He was also the mayor in Dirty Harry and the Dean in Animal House. See, I told you you've seen him.
Bob Minor	King Clive	Big, brawny stuntman-turned-actor, he was Jackson in Commando and the challenger in Rocky III.
Gregory Scott Cummins	Zalazar	Luther on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and Detective Moore on "Bosch."
Bob Hoy	Moe Rowden	AKA Robert F. Hoy, he was a B-Movie bit- part regular.
Roy Jenson	Guard	Prolific with 212 credits, he's quietly in the background: Guards, bartenders, etc...often dying.
George Flower	Seed [Get it?]	Nicknamed "Buck." From bums to bartenders, guards to background patients, he's a contender for appearing in more Smithee films than anyone else, ever... Also wrote The Bikini Carwash Company.
Danny Trejo	Mean	Super badass tough guy, he is the legendary Machete, among many other rugged, Mexicano action roles.


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