Murdercycle (1999)
Nomination Year: 2001
SYNOPSIS: An alien probe lands on Earth and transforms a hapless dirtbiker into an unstoppable killing machine. A crack team of marines, almost all of whom are actually undercover CIA agents plotting against each other, is sent to investigate. As the murdercycle rides back and forth menacingly and occasionally runs over those too stupid to get out of its way, the CIA agents begin to turn on one another.
- Most Ludicrous Premise
Falling Star? No. Falling Stupid?
A meteor lands on Earth and releases an alien device which takes over a hapless biker and transforms him and his dirtbike into a murderous robotic killing machine. Good thing it wasn't a unicyclist passing by.
- "Alas, Poor Yorick"
The Playground of Terror
One of the stupid CIA agents ends up at the bottom of a ramp while trying to escape the Murdercycle. The ramp has walls, so the Murdercycle is forced to follow it; all the CIA guy has to do is roll a foot to either side and he's safe. Does he? Of course not! He sits at the bottom of the ramp and shoots at the invulnerable biker.
- Deus Ex Machina
Stuck in First Gear
The Murdercycle is chasing the heroes through an underground bunker. They're on foot, the Murdercycle is on...well, a Murdercycle. Yet, somehow, it can't catch up to them.
- Best One-Liner
The Bird
*bird noise*
"Colorado loon."
"Eat me."
"Not you, the bird."
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Charles Wesley Cassandra Ellis Robert Donavan Kim Robert Koscki
Director Claim to Fame Daniel Elliot
Greg Pearson
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