SYNOPSIS: A scientist and his family are lured to a small Western town, which is inhabited by vampires living on synthetic blood. A war breaks out between two factions -- the ones who are willing to live in peace with humans and subsist on the synthetic blood, and the ones who want to resume feeding on humans.
Kevin Hogan
Smithee Award Nominations
"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Vampires Get Crotchety in Their Old Age
A stranger shows up, fuels his car, and is a jerk to a couple of old guys. One of the old guys knocks the jerk's head right off his shoulders. "He was an asshole!"
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Deus Ex Machina
Not By Me, You Haven't
The fight between the rival vampire factions is not going well for our heroes. Suddenly, at the top of a nearby building, the scientist and his wife jury-rig a cross to throw its shadow over the battlefield.
The evil vampires burst into flames, and eventually explode.
The good vampires don't. There is much confusion, until Mardulak (David Carradine) comes to the conclusion that they've survived because God has finally forgiven them.
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Son of John Carradine, his expertise in martial arts nearly groomed him to be the next Bruce Lee. Nearly. Instead, he had a few TV shows and a LOT of Bad Movie parts.
Beloved by sci-fi/fantasy geeks everywhere,
this strong-chinned guy was the star of
Evil Dead and "Briscoe County,
Jr.," among much else. Does a great many
cameos, like in the Spider-Man
movies.
Pops up in bit parts (TV and movies)
from
time to time. Starred as Danner in
Circuitry
Man franchise. Was James Huntoon on the
TV miniseries "North and South."
Nicknamed "Buck." From bums to
bartenders, guards to
background patients, he's a contender
for appearing in
more Smithee films than anyone else,
ever... Also wrote
The Bikini Carwash
Company.