Biohazard: The Alien Force (1995)
Biohazard 2
Biohazard II

Nomination Year: 2003
SYNOPSIS:  An evil biotech company decides to create a monster capable of surviving a nuclear war. After successfully creating the monster, corporate HQ decides to kill all the tissue donors and breed the monster to a human female to create an entire race of monsters. Why? Who cares?

Stupidest-Looking Monster

Birth of the Monster
Birth of the monster. Seasonal bonus: Daddy's face. Also, another good view of the car, post rocket launcher hit.

Worst Science

You Got Spinal Fluid in My Bad Movie
Not that odd, actually. Then we get to "learn" about genetic engineering as the scientist draws wild conclusions from almost no information.

Smithee Award Winner! Worst Acting

Catherine Walsh, aka "The Mouth"
Evil scientist Catherine Walsh explains project Lucy. Seasonal bonus: Goofy overbite.

Worst Picture

The Right Perfume Is Everything
"We'll lure the monster by disguising your genetic profile so that it'll think you're a suitable mate. Then it will come to you." "Uh, sure, boss." Seasonal bonus: The LOXMAN.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
James L. Miles  
John Alexander Seems to prefer playing apes, like Mighty Joe Young 
Dorothy Best Related to James "Roscoe P. Coltraine" Best 
Director Claim to Fame
Steve Latshaw Directed Vampire Trailer Park and Jack-O 

Greg Pearson

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