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"I Got Lost." The woman long given up for dead shows up and shoots the explosive that previously malfunctioned. Why didn't she show up before? She was on her way back from the other ship and got lost. Even they don't buy it.
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| Acting Appropriately Stupid | |
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Sit on this Canister, I Want To Take Your Picture What an amazing architectural find. This is sure to make us famous, and rich. Sit on this canister. I want to take your picture. You know, for scale. And so you die first.
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| "Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" | |
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Insert Rigor Mortis Joke Here One of the few remaining non-dead people is being lured into removing his helmet (poison atmosphere) by his dead lover. Insert rigor mortis joke here.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 William Malone |
Directed TV shows like Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Tales from the Crypt, and Freddy's Nightmares |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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| Stan Ivar |
<Not Yet in Database> | John Carter, Warlord of Little House on the Prairie |
| Wendy Schaal |
<Not Yet in Database> | Stepdaughter of Valerie Harper |
| Lyman Ward |
<Not Yet in Database> | father of "Ferris Bueller" in Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... played a small part in the very first episode of Laverne & Shirley |
| Robert Jaffe |
<Not Yet in Database> | Wrote Nightflyers |
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