Nomination Year: 2004

SYNOPSIS: An unscrupulous businessman is apparently being targeted by a ruthless group of ninjas. The police are doubtful, as everyone knows that the ninja no longer exist. However, a Kendo teacher, who falls in love with the businessman's sister-in-law, is himself a ninja, and he must discover & destroy those who are threatening this businessman.

Smithee Award Nominations

Inane Dialogue
"That Could Have Been Dangerous" Masked, the Kendo teacher's girlfriend attacks him. He fights back furiously, and after knocking her to the ground, she takes her mask off and says "Don't! It's me!" His response? "That could have been dangerous."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"WHAT?!"
Ninja Mud Wrestling That ninja training is so rigorous. It's noted for its rigor. And muddiness. The music sounds like a cross between the theme from Rocky and Wide World of Sports. This clip has now fulfilled your Recommended Daily Allowance of Female Ninja Mud Wrestling.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Picture
They're Just That Good This is the climactic battle between the good ninja and the head of the bad ninja clan. Fought almost entirely in the dark. With ninja techniques so stunning that if we showed them to you, we would have to kill you.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Tso Nam Lee

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Yasuaki Kurata	<Not Yet in Database>	Has 16 other names in the Internet Movie Database that he is sometimes credited as.
Kuan Tai Chen	<Not Yet in Database>
Kang Peng	<Not Yet in Database>

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