Deadly Life of a Ninja (1983)
A Life of Ninja
Miu Meng Yan Che
Wang Ming Ren Zhe

Nomination Year: 2004
SYNOPSIS:  An unscrupulous businessman is apparently being targeted by a ruthless group of ninjas. The police are doubtful, as everyone knows that the ninja no longer exist. However, a Kendo teacher, who falls in love with the businessman's sister-in-law, is himself a ninja, and he must discover & destroy those who are threatening this businessman.

Inane Dialogue

"That Could Have Been Dangerous"
Masked, the Kendo teacher's girlfriend attacks him. He fights back furiously, and after knocking her to the ground, she takes her mask off and says "Don't! It's me!"

His response? "That could have been dangerous."

"WHAT?!"

Ninja Mud Wrestling
That ninja training is so rigorous. It's noted for its rigor. And muddiness. The music sounds like a cross between the theme from Rocky and Wide World of Sports. This clip has now fulfilled your Recommended Daily Allowance of Female Ninja Mud Wrestling.

Smithee Award Winner! Worst Picture

They're Just That Good
This is the climactic battle between the good ninja and the head of the bad ninja clan. Fought almost entirely in the dark. With ninja techniques so stunning that if we showed them to you, we would have to kill you.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Yasuaki Kurata Has 16 other names in the Internet Movie Database that he is sometimes credited as. 
Kuan Tai Chen  
Kang Peng  
Director Claim to Fame
Tso Nam Lee  

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