The P.A.C.K. (1997)

Nomination Year: 2004
SYNOPSIS:  Nothing says quality like a movie that takes a common English word and turns into a lame acronym. The P.A.C.K. is an alien supersoldier that crashes in rural Alabama and goes on a murderous rampage. Fortunately, one of the aliens who created it (played by some guy whose research for the role clearly consisted of watching Starman way too many times) is given human form and sent to earth to stop it. It S.U.C.K.s.

Deus Ex Machina

P.A.C.K. M.A.L.F.U.N.C--B.R.O.K.E.
The P.A.C.K. has the Sheriff and the annoying scientist cornered. Nothing can save them now. Except a timely video malfunction in its targeting sensors.

Worst Acting

Mark Krasnoff as Chang
Chang (Mark Krasnoff) explains his job, although not his odd pauses and weird mannerisms. Yes, Chang is white. That's actually the second favorite topic for humor in this movie after the Sheriff's diarrhea. Like I said, it's a quality film.

Worst Picture

Let's Up the Rating to "Eww"
We interrupt this murder investigation so the Sheriff to describe how his wife's cooking gives him diarrhea.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Sandahl Bergman Dirty-blonde female warrior love interest who died in Conan 
Ted Prior His brother co-wrote The P.A.C.K. 
Mark Krasnoff  
Red West given name is Robert Gene West; close friend of Elvis Presley; did a lot of television 
Director Claim to Fame
Bryan Todd also produced & acted in The P.A.C.K. 

Greg Pearson

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