The P.A.C.K. (1997)

Nomination Year: 2004

SYNOPSIS: Nothing says quality like a movie that takes a common English word and turns into a lame acronym. The P.A.C.K. is an alien supersoldier that crashes in rural Alabama and goes on a murderous rampage. Fortunately, one of the aliens who created it (played by some guy whose research for the role clearly consisted of watching Starman way too many times) is given human form and sent to earth to stop it. It S.U.C.K.s.

Greg Pearson

Smithee Award Nominations

Deus Ex Machina
P.A.C.K. M.A.L.F.U.N.C--B.R.O.K.E. The P.A.C.K. has the Sheriff and the annoying scientist cornered. Nothing can save them now. Except a timely video malfunction in its targeting sensors.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
Mark Krasnoff as Chang Chang (Mark Krasnoff) explains his job, although not his odd pauses and weird mannerisms. Yes, Chang is white. That's actually the second favorite topic for humor in this movie after the Sheriff's diarrhea. Like I said, it's a quality film.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Picture
Let's Up the Rating to "Eww" We interrupt this murder investigation so the Sheriff to describe how his wife's cooking gives him diarrhea.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Bryan Todd	also produced & acted in The P.A.C.K.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Sandahl Bergman	<Not Yet in Database>	Dirty-blonde female warrior love interest who died in Conan
Ted Prior	<Not Yet in Database>	His brother co-wrote The P.A.C.K.
Mark Krasnoff	<Not Yet in Database>
Red West	<Not Yet in Database>	given name is Robert Gene West; close friend of Elvis Presley; did a lot of television


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