Deathsport (1978)
Death Sport

Nomination Year: 2005
SYNOPSIS:  In the far future, after the "Neutron Wars", humanity lives in two huge cities. The insane Lord Zirpola, leader of the city Tritan, has a new weapon that he intends to use against the inhabitants of his rival city, but first he wants to test it against some of the hardy Range Guides who strive to bring order to the blasted no-man's-land between the cities.

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How To Take Out a Wall
"Let's fire together, one at a time." Huh?

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

"Let the Punishment Begin!"
This is punishment? Thrown naked into a forest of dangling neon tubes which shock you. Shocked the hell out of me, anyway.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

"At Least I'm Not on Fire Anymore."
The guy drives his Death Machine (motorcycle) into a big pipe. It explodes. He stumbles out, completely on fire. Then they disintegrate him. Not his lucky day.

Worst Picture

Introduction to the Death Machines
Introduction to the Death Machines. They're just motorcycles. In this arena, the winners get "set free." But this time, it's Death Machines vs. the Jed--oops, I mean Range Guides.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
David Carradine Son of John Carradine, his expertise in martial arts nearly groomed him to be the next Bruce Lee. Nearly. Instead, he had a few TV shows and a LOT of Bad Movie parts. 
Claudia Jennings  
David McLean was the Marlboro Man who died of lung cancer 
Director Claim to Fame
Allan Arkush also directed Rock'n'Roll High School, Heartbeeps, and many episodes of many television series 
Nicholas Nicifor  
Roger Corman Producer of pretty much everything that was ever crappy, ever, and directed most of it 

Matt Quirk

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