Project: Metalbeast (1995)
Nomination Year: 2005
SYNOPSIS: The government sends a mission to Transylvania to collect werewolf blood. The leader of the strike team injects himself with it and turns into a werewolf. They cryogenically freeze him. Some twenty years later, the government decides to thaw him and implant a bio-armor that will make him nearly invincible. Only problem is, he's not very happy.
- Most Ludicrous Premise
It's a Covert Operation Because We Don't Want People To Laugh at It
The government covert op? Collecting Werewolf tissue samples to make the ultimate soldier.
- Worst Cover Copy
DNA Overload
The cover text is extremely minimal. One big picture on the front, and two smaller ones on the back.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Barry Bostwick Brad Majors from The Rocky Horror Picture Show Brian Brophy Kane Hodder Played Jason in a bunch of Friday the 13th flicks Kim Delaney Det. Diane Russell on NYPD Blue Carole Davis
Director Claim to Fame Alessandro De Gaetano
Kevin Hogan
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