Project: Metalbeast (1995)

Nomination Year: 2005
SYNOPSIS:  The government sends a mission to Transylvania to collect werewolf blood. The leader of the strike team injects himself with it and turns into a werewolf. They cryogenically freeze him. Some twenty years later, the government decides to thaw him and implant a bio-armor that will make him nearly invincible. Only problem is, he's not very happy.

Most Ludicrous Premise

It's a Covert Operation Because We Don't Want People To Laugh at It
The government covert op? Collecting Werewolf tissue samples to make the ultimate soldier.

Worst Cover Copy

DNA Overload
The cover text is extremely minimal. One big picture on the front, and two smaller ones on the back.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Barry Bostwick Brad Majors from The Rocky Horror Picture Show 
Brian Brophy  
Kane Hodder Played Jason in a bunch of Friday the 13th flicks 
Kim Delaney Det. Diane Russell on NYPD Blue 
Carole Davis  
Director Claim to Fame
Alessandro De Gaetano  

Kevin Hogan

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