SYNOPSIS: Frankie's parents are out of town, and an overly-extroverted vampire named Moondoggie moves himself and his vampiric posse into Frankie's parent's house. So Frankie goes to seek advice from The Big Kahuna (Adam West), who is reputed to know all about surfingvampires.
Kevin Hogan
Smithee Award Nominations
Deus Ex Machina
The Kahuna's Staff Actually Works!
The Kahuna has abandoned Frankie to go off and have sex with vampire chicks. Frankie gets ticked off while holding the Kahuna's staff. "Special" Effects surround him, and he throws the staff at Moondoggie. It impales Moondoggie, who then explodes. "Holy Wipeout," the Kahuna says, "that thing really works?!"