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Star Portal (1998)

Nomination Year: 2005
SYNOPSIS:  An alien race, whose members only speak to each other in rhyme, is infected with a plague for which the only treatment (not cure) is to drink the blood of others (presumably, it's a bio-war agent genetically engineered by someone who got fed up with listening to them rhyme at each other). To keep the plague from spreading, another alien race has exterminated nearly all of the infected aliens. Now, the last survivor of the infected aliens has come to earth, where she's killing people and drinking their blood, while being hunted by the exterminator aliens and protected by an unwitting, and unethical, doctor who doesn't realize she's a serial killer.

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Call Me in the Morning
Doctor Ethics prescribes...a shower scene!

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Steven Bauer Married to Melanie Griffith until 1987 
Stephen Davies  
Athena Massey  
Director Claim to Fame
John Purdy  

Greg Pearson

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