Trancers 4: Jack of Swords (1994)
Trancers 4: Journeys through the Darkzone

Nomination Year: 2005
SYNOPSIS:  He's killed all the Trancers, so now Jack Deth works as a temporal agent, going on missions to different times to solve problems in the time stream. But his latest mission goes bad when he's thrown off course and ends up in a medieval world where magic works, technology doesn't, everybody is named after characters from The Tempest, the people are being oppressed by the nobility, and the nobility is made up of...Trancers! As the universe's leading expert on killing Trancers, it's up to Jack to gather a band of merry men and set the people free.

Smithee Award Winner! Oblivious

A Roll in the Hay
I figure this scene was filmed something like this:
"Okay, Jack, for this scene we need you to hide in the hay bale."
"Fuck you, I'm not getting in that."
"Jack, it's really important that you sneak past these people."
"Listen, asshole, I'm making more for this movie than you'll make in your whole career and I'm not getting in there. That shit itches."
"Okay, fine, can you maybe just lie on top of it or something?"

Stupidest-Looking Monster

The Burning Plant Monster
Yes, that's a plant monster. Really. They said so.

Best One-Liner

Ooh, Snap!
"Jack Shit? Cousin of yours?"

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Tim Thomerson Probably Full Moon's shining star; starred in Dollman and Trancers
Ty Miller  
Teri Ivens  
Stacie Randall  
Director Claim to Fame
David Nutter name says it all; primarily a television director 

Greg Pearson

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