Ninja vs. Ninja (1987)

Nomination Year: 2005
SYNOPSIS:  Now, despite what you might think from the title and the opening scene, this is NOT about a black-guy ninja in a white suit fighting a white-guy ninja in a black suit. Those are only the opening and closing scenes. They don't show up anywhere else in the film. It's really about two brothers—one's a cop, and the other's a federal agent (both Chinese, of course). If only they could find the missing tape, they could bust this heroin ring. And the drug kingpin's son is insane, and he's obsessed with this movie actress, and...uh. Oh, yeah—the cop's family are killed because... Well, the little boy isn't killed, he just ends up blinded in the hospital. Hm. You know, this movie didn't really make a whole lot of sense. I invite you to read the IMDb's user comments, with which I agree totally.

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"

TV Dumberizes Your Brain
There's this weird TV show plot that's one big Wanna Run. The male cousin is pursuing his female cousin, or something like that. One character is watching this TV show plot unfold, and gets so upset that he crushes his food.

Worst Picture

Casino Heist?
Watch it and see if you can make sense of it. It's primarily people running back and forth, and fighting. More running. More fighting. Suddenly the paramedics are summoned.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Kwan Cheung  
Norman Chu  
Director Claim to Fame
Nick Cheung primarily an actor, Ninja Vs. Ninja is the only movie that he directed ... which explains a lot 

Bryan Cassidy

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