Double Agent 73 (1974)

Nomination Year: 2006
SYNOPSIS:  Low-grade heroin is flooding the market. The Agency needs its top agent Jane Genet (Chesty Morgan) to infiltrate the gangs, and determine who is this mysterious "Toplar" that controls them? She has a camera implanted in her left breast so that the agency can look through pictures of this gang, and identify Toplar.

Another Doris Wishman film guaranteed to annoy the student of cinema. The first five minutes are the best "how not to" guide that I have ever seen.

"Alas, Poor Yorick"

Iced Him!
I've seen secret agents "ice" people many a time -- but it's rarely done with ice cubes. Jane hits an enemy agent with knock-out gas, then stuffs ice cubes in his mouth until he finally expires.

Worst Cover Copy

Watch Out for the Booby Traps...They're Loaded!
The cover is full of cheesy puns (not to mention the taglines), and is in black and white despite the fact that the movie is full color.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Chesty Morgan Best known for having size 73FF breasts. 
Director Claim to Fame
Doris Wishman Directed a whole series of pro-naturist "nudie cutie" films. 

Kevin Hogan

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