Nomination Year: 2006

SYNOPSIS: When DEA agent Jack Ryan tries to bust mad dealer Jesse Starkraven, things go wrong. Starkraven is captured, but not before killing Jack's partner. Months later, when Strakraven escapes from death row, Jack heads north to track him down. But Starkraven didn't really escape. Instead, he was selected for a secret government program to make cyborg supersoldiers out of death row inmates. Shockingly, the program goes awry and the cyborgs are on the rampage, with Starkraven-borg as their leader, and it's up to Jack to stop them.

Smithee Award Nominations

Best One-Liner
"Someone Wants To Use the Phone" Jack is in a phone booth, talking to his boss. Jack doesn't see the car come up on the sidewalk. It runs into the phone booth, knockiing Jack down. "I've got to go," Jack says. "Someone wants to use the phone."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
What the Heck, Let's Do This Right The sequence of events goes something like this: grenade, C-4, magnet, fall, electrified wires, control bracelet panic button, gas, partner's 10-year lighter, boom! And then, just for good measure, as they're walking/running out of the power plant, explosions rip through it, blowing apart the nuclear cooling towers. Better safe than....	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Sam Firstenberg	Director of the "classics" American Ninja and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
David Bradley	<Not Yet in Database>	Martial arts meatbag who plays Caucasian ninjas, samurai, cyborgs, etc.
Morgan Hunter	<Not Yet in Database>
Robin Smith	<Not Yet in Database>	Career peak was probably his small appearance in Ernest Goes to Africa.
Ted Le Plat	ATG Driver	Was on "Guiding Light," "Bare Essence," and "Santa Barbara," followed by stints in Bad Movies.

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