Sleepwalkers  (1992)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2008
SYNOPSIS: Better sit down for this one. See, there's this nigh-mythical race of shapeshifters with amazing psychic powers. They're called Sleepwalkers. They're pretty powerful, except ... well ... their nemesis is "the deadly scratch of the cat." Oh, and they can only drink the blood of virgin girls.

They (our Sleepwalkers) have to move from town to town because, well, when the virgin girls start to disappear, people notice. And also, since they're vulnerable to cats, they tend to kill a lot of them -- and people tend to notice that as well.

So, they set up in a new town. The guy immediately starts to track down virginal girls (apparently it's quite a trick), and his mom whines a lot about how hungry she is (in between setting up the cat-traps and peering disconsolately out the window).

They almost immediately arouse the suspicions of the police, and this is bad news, since one of the cops travels around with a cat named "Clovis."

We discover that Sleepwalkers possess minor telekinesis, and can make objects invisible (or "dim" -- which is what we are if we buy any of this) using only the power of their minds. But it doesn't matter, because over the course of the rest of the film, Clovis the cat pretty much single-handedly wipes out the entire known Sleepwalker race (both of them).

Yeah.
Kevin Hogan
Smithee Award Nominations
"Alas, Poor Yorick"
A Corny Death.
Klutzy deputy is on the phone to the Sheriff's Office, trying to summon backup. Unfortunately, Mary Brady (the surviving Sleepwalker) stabs him fatally with an ear of corn.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Mick Garris directed The Making Of 'The Goonies' 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Mädchen Amick <Not Yet in Database> mädchen is German for "girl," American for h-o-t 
Alice Krige <Not Yet in Database> "Borg Queen" in Star Trek: First Contact 
Jim Haynie <Not Yet in Database> Has appeared in dozens of good-quality films (The Peacemaker, Silverado, Pretty in Pink, 48 Hrs., Time After Time), often as a cop. 
Cindy Pickett <Not Yet in Database> mother of "Ferris Bueller" in Ferris Bueller's Day Off 
Ron Perlman <Not Yet in Database> From getting a BJ from Rae-Dawn Chong in Quest for Fire to portraying Vincent on TV's "Beauty and the Beast", to the titular Hellboy, he has many, many other B-movie sightings. 
Lyman Ward <Not Yet in Database> father of "Ferris Bueller" in Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... played a small part in the very first episode of Laverne & Shirley 
Glenn Shadix <Not Yet in Database> "Otho" in Beetle Juice 
John Landis <Not Yet in Database> best known as director of such films as Animal House, The Blues Brothers, Amazon Women on the Moon, Innocent Blood, and on, and on.... 
Joe Dante <Not Yet in Database> director of such films as Piranha, Gremlins, Explorers, Innerspace, and Looney Tunes: Back in Action 
Stephen King <Not Yet in Database> has written many stories that became Smithee nominees over the years ... as well as some good stuff 
Clive Barker <Not Yet in Database> well-known author of horror ... and children's adventure 
Tobe Hooper <Not Yet in Database> director of such films as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Salem's Lot, Poltergeist, and Spontaneous Combustion 
Frank Novak <Not Yet in Database> Played "Henry Kissinger" in Watchmen; Teddy in Independence Day; and a ton of little parts, often cops or heavies. Got his start in Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 as the victim of an umbrella. 
Mark Hamill <Not Yet in Database> "Luke Skywalker" 
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