Tagline(s):	Terror Strikes!
	Terror Stalks the Nudists!
	In Bloody Panic Color!

Nomination Year: 2008

SYNOPSIS: In the middle of an otherwise-unremarkable Floridian nudist colony, a murder occurs! The police must solve the case before the killer strikes again (and before the clientele is driven away for good). If ever a film was composed primarily of topless women sitting around and discussing random things (with various European accents), then this is that film.

And oh, apparently the whole of the cast is uncredited...hmmm...

Smithee Award Nominations

Worst Acting
She's Not Frozen Stiff, She Just Acts That Way So, Dolores Carlos plays the wife of the injured man -- who is apparently drinking a bottle of milk that she got from a Coca-Cola machine -- being interrogated by the police lieutenant at camp. You can tell she's still shaken up -- she answers her questions woodenly and without affect. Except, of course, that's how she was during the entire film.

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Barry Mahon	The part played by Steve McQueen in The Great Escape was loosely based on his experiences in World War Two. He was also Errol Flynn's personal pilot -- imagine what he saw. Went from doing pornos to, of all things, '60s "groovy" renditions of kiddie films and fairy tales.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Barry Mahon	Police Detective/The Beast (uncredited)	Primarily a director and producer, this and a V/O in Naked Moonshine are his sole Acting credits in IMDb.com.
Juliet Anderson	Miss Johnson (uncredited)	Adult film star with over 60 credits.
Dolores Carlos	Nudist Wife (uncredited)	Adult film actress of the 1960s.
Judy Adler	Girl on Phone (uncredited)	AKA Judy Reinhart or Young. Porno actress.
Gigi Darlene	Blonde in Lower Bunk (uncredited)	Adult film actress of the 1960s. (See a pattern?)
Byron Mabe	Man in Hospital (uncredited)	Directed such fare as A Smell of Honey, a Swallow of Brine and The Lustful Turk. Small parts on some '70s TV.
Christy Foushee	Girl with Two Men at Pool (uncredited)	In a dozen adult films in the '60s.
Janet Banzet	Girl Waiting to Join Camp #2 (uncredited)	Adult film actress of the '60s.

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