Cyborg 2 (1993)

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Cyborg 2: The Glass Shadow
Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow
Cyborg II
Cyborg²
Cyborg²: The Glass Shadow
Glass Shadow

Nomination Year: 2007

SYNOPSIS: In a cyberpunk future, all menial work is done by cyborgs manufactured by one of two mega-corporations. The American megacorp outfits sex droid Cash (Angelina Jolie in her first role) as a living bomb to destroy their Japanese rivals. Naturally, she develops free will and flees through a ruined city with the aid of her human boyfriend Colt and cryptic messages from Jack Palance's mouth, which appears on any TV screen she passes.

Greg Pearson

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
"If God Didn't Make You, Pinwheel Did" Take out your corporate rivals with an exploding sex droid. It has infinite possibilities. At least, for values of infinite equal to 1.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Deus Ex Machina
The Oldest Trick in the Book After having his throat cut by a knife thrown by Cash, the falling guard's gun goes off, and takes out his entire squad.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
The Big Bang, Indeed As any engineer can tell you, it's important that any new product be tested to destruction. Better get lots of window cleaner!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Michael Schroeder	wrote Cyborg 2

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Elias Koteas	<Not Yet in Database>	"Casey Jones" in the first batch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies
Angelina Jolie	<Not Yet in Database>	daughter of actor Jon Voight, and frequent tabloid fodder
Jack Palance	<Not Yet in Database>	Gravelly tough-guy through and through. Has been playing badasses in countless films, including Curly in City Slickers and Yves Perret in Tango & Cash. Famously did one-handed push-ups at the Oscars at a very advanced age.
Billy Drago	<Not Yet in Database>	took his mother's last name professionally because there was already a SAG member called "Bill Burrows"
Ric Young	<Not Yet in Database>
Sven-Ole Thorsen	<Not Yet in Database>	Also credited as Sven Ole-Thorsen, as though hyphen placement is optional. Veteran of many a sci-fi offering, Bad and, well, not-quite-as-bad. The voice of Tank on "Captain Power."


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