SYNOPSIS: Christopher Sawyer has just enrolled in a prestigious bible college. Yet its tiny class size keeps dwindling as students are "expelled" (i.e. they mysteriously vanish). Is it really the case that Blake hit on Mrs. Bouvier and Rusty was a drug addict? Or could it be that Mrs. Bouvier and the Rev. Carmichael are transferring their heads to voodoo dolls in order to sacrifice their innocence to some weird Haitian demon?
And ... what's up with all the late-night shirtless writhing?
Kevin Hogan
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Special Effect
The SFX of the Damned
It's the evil ritual. As Mrs. Bouvier stands with one hand near the dummy and one near her victim's hand, "magic fireflies" appear and swirl around both hands -- then her victim dissolves, and finally ... the greenscreen head appears on the doll's body (as if by magic)!
Worst Science
The Science of the Soul
Reverend Carmichael's high-tech confessional uses electromagnetic energy to align your life energy, thus removing your sin -- and making you less likely to sin again next time. It must be true -- he's a man of God. And look -- cables connected to crystals. Science!
Also credited as Julian Breen, Ellen Cabot,
Richard Chasen, Dave DeCoteau, Eric Mancini,
David McCabe, Jack Reed, Victoria Sloan,
Martin Tate, Joseph Tennent, and Mary Crawford -- so
far. I'd try to disguise my name, too, if I had
nearly 200 directors' credits, all crap. Following
the pattern of most of his messterpieces, his
next made-for-TV flop should be called
The Wrong Director.
David DeCoteau
