Nomination Year: 2008

SYNOPSIS: Two computer programmers create an unbreakable encryption system. Unfortunately, no sooner do they finish than the company they work for is held up by thieves who steal a fortune in microchips and all the data off the corporate mainframe, igniting a chase between the criminals and various others to secure the data. Investigating the theft are computerphobic homicide detective Rutger Hauer and a beautiful young FBI computer crimes agent. Hijinks ensue. At least, for values of "hijinks" that aren't funny, romantic, or otherwise in any way entertaining.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
The Right Tool for the Job What's the best way to get through a set of glass double doors? Right! Bazooka!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Richard Spence

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Rutger Hauer	<Not Yet in Database>	Very blond, ruggedly handsome Dutch action star who's extremely prolific in sci-fi and action films, both pretty good and very Bad. Played the main android Roy Batty in Blade Runner, whose ad-libbed "Tears in the Rain" speech will bring you to those tears.
Andrew McCarthy	<Not Yet in Database>	is he better known for Pretty in Pink? Mannequin? Weekend at Bernie's? I can pretty much guarantee he's not best known for this....
John Sharian	<Not Yet in Database>	"Wisconsin taxi driver" in Love, Actually

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