Trancers 6 (2002)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2009
SYNOPSIS: Imagine you wanted to make a Trancers movie but couldn't get Tim
Thomerson, what would you do? Okay, you'd probably say, "wow, if
my movie's so bad Tim Thomerson won't be in it, clearly I need to
go back to the drawing board." This, my friend, is why you don't
make bad movies. If you were a REAL bad movie maker, you'd take a
little stock footage of Tim Thomerson from previous Trancers movies,
ineptly splice it into new dialog, and then cast a 20-something girl
to take over the part. This creates some controversy -- ballot
bimbo Jenna calls Zette Sullivan, the new Jack Deth, a low-budget
Summer Glau and one of the worst actresses to grace the CRT screen.
Your Statistician agrees she's terrible, but notes that she's
terrible in EXACTLY the same way Tim Thomerson is. Is she really
an awful actor, or is she merely doing a brilliant impersonation
of an awful actor? Sadly -- if unsurprisingly -- trying to figure
out the answer to this question is by far the most interesting part
of the movie.
Greg Pearson