Tagline(s):	Gruesomely Deformed... Viciously Powerful... Terrifyingly Evil!
	Something Deadly Has Been Unleashed

Nomination Year: 2024

SYNOPSIS: Somewhere in South America, a mummy is dug up. Treasure hunters hijack it and fly it to America to sell it to the highest bidder. Meanwhile, back in Vermont, a bunch of douche-bag ski patrol guys party; one gets really hammered and cheats on his girlfriend. After far too long of impressing us with just how absolutely terrible everyone in this movie is (this is the kind of movie that has four characters identified in the credits as "T-Shirt Girl"), the treasure hunters' plane crashes into the mountain above the ski resort, causing an avalanche trapping everyone inside, and unleashing the mummy to wander around doing interpretive modern dance moves and occasionally ripping the hearts out of passing douche-bags. Unfortunately, there are survivors. By about the 40 minute mark, you wish you weren't one of them.

Smithee Award Nominations

Deus Ex Machina
Step 4: Wipe Hands on Pants Ice mummy, who is vulnerable to heat, is no match for restroom hand dryer.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Science
What's a Mammal? Cryogenically preserved homo erectus is counter-intuitive to normal mammal patterns.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"WHAT?!"
Worst 911 Operator Ever Worst 911 operator ever.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Crummiest Ending
Hot Tub Lame Machine Hero gets his girl; villain (who was clearly killed earlier in the AAS clip) gets his.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
Beefcake Can't Act They're all so terrible. Harmon Walsh as Johnny (the guy with the rocket launcher), I guess?	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Picture
Avalanche! Avalanche.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Mummy Issues Evil scientist works out his mummy issues.

Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Neil Kinsella	Directed World's End, 2 Dead 2 Kill, and the TV series "Cyberkidz."

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Ami Chorlton	Ice Queen	AKA "Ami Veevers-Chorlton", was Avvocato in The Stalker.
Harmon Walsh	Johnny	Canadian soap opera beefcake who's now doing saccharine TV Christmas movies.
Noelle Reno	Tori	Kelly in Devour. And played herself on "Ladies of London."
Jennifer Hill	Elaine	Canadian sexpot who often plays backrgound strippers, party girls, or receptionists. Brooke Handy in The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning.

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